Stop faking your fucking orgasms. Society already tells young men that they run the fucking universe - if they can’t turn your cunt into a shooting star then for god’s sake, let them know about it.

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Daisy Lola (via fullybalanced)

always reblog

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(Source: sh-ocking, via sparkling-baths)


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Hedgehog cuddles #hedgehog


clockworkvaudeville:

when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up

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saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

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durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.


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pandadistractions:

finnthehuuman:

clairetube:

adventuretimepokemontime:

voice actor of finn draws finn 

voice actor of finn is cordially invited to fuck my brains out 

voice actor of finn is 16 years old

voice actor of finn is gonna get me arrested


firstladysexyfineass:

Nothing sucks more than being upset

Then feeling like your being childish for being upset

Which makes you feel even more upset for not being in control of your emotions

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nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

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