Daisy Lola (via fullybalanced)
when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up
what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
i hate this i hate u
Nothing sucks more than being upset
Then feeling like your being childish for being upset
Which makes you feel even more upset for not being in control of your emotions
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell