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likeamarshmallow:

illucinations:

when i was a child i used to think teens were grown ups and when i was a teen i thought college students were grown ups and now that im a college student im just like what the hell is a grown up anymore

Now that I’m older than college age I’ve concluded that grown ups are a myth.

(Source: cartoonsnc3real, via grrrlnextdoor)


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yourshadows-arebackfromthedead:

koishe:

classy-dick:

do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life

i am that friend

same.

(Source: 1druinedmysociallife, via ohshoothannah)


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telapathetic:

i just wanna know what my house smells like to other people

(Source: telapathetic, via analrickman)


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tieenthusiast:

little-girl-m:

tieenthusiast:

little-girl-m:

Y’all can keep your pizza. Give me carne asada fries with some salsa verde and i’m good. Nom nom…time to eat ma lunch

I have a mighty need.

Do they even have carne asada fries in AZ?

Fo sho!


setbabiesonfire:

Don’t do drugs, kids. Except LSD and marijuana. And psilocyben shrooms. Maybe some mescaline or DMT too. Try salvia at least once as well.

(via maryjanewasted)


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lilpusherlovergirl:

horror movies that begin with “based on a true story”

image

(via trippy-hippie)


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meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

(via dylanslearninghowtofly)


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